The Easiest Country in South America to Get Laid

 

*Click on the title/city links for a full description of each destination. Includes more detailed information about nightlife, women and expenses.

 

Welcome to part two of my "easiest places to get laid in Latin America" series (part one is here).

 

Let me just say right off the bat that I hate the term "getting laid." I don't even know if frat boys still use this. But, alas, it's what gives my pages the most hits so I have to go with it.

 

So, forgive me if I come across as a wide-eyed amateur in my terminology.

 

Alright, now for the serious stuff.

 

If you were to ask a well-travelled gentleman where one should go in South America to get laid, undoubtedly two places are going to spring to his mind: Brazil and Colombia. And so they damn well should. They are, in fact easy places to get laid. However, and much was my surprise when I travelled there, there is one country that simply cannot have a candle held to it when it comes to the easiness of the ladies (God bless 'em).

 

That country kicks off our list.

 

 

1) Peru

Ghastly easy to get laid in Peru, fellows. Scary easy. I'd always thought of Peru as a somewhat conservative country, and to some degree it is outside of the cities. But there is certainly something of a "White God" complex that exists deep within the women of Lima and Cusco.

Speaking of Cusco, this city alone has earned Peru my number one spot. It's as easy as showing up. For many girls, the simple fact that you are a gringo will be enough for them to jump between the sheets. Of course, they're not all that easy, but the number of decent-looking girls ready to be taken home will shock you. 

 

 

2) Colombia

After Colombia opened up its doors to tourism after the brutal drug wars that plagued their country for so many years, it was like eden for the single man. The lack of tourism pushed the exotic factor of visitors through the roof for the local women. And although traveller reputations have suffered due to grody sex tourists scuzzying up Medellin, there are still places enough to make Colombia second on the list of easiest places to get laid in South America. If you don't believe me, head to Pereira or Cali. Hell, even Bogota and Medellin won't disappoint, but if you go to the latter, don't expect it to be how it was ten years ago.

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3) Brazil

I bet you were wondering when Brazil was going to pop up. Well it's third, and for good reason. Brazil has long had a reputation for having easy girls (I'll be the first to say, however, that this reputation is unfair, the girls aren't slutty, just far more open to sexuality than the Puritan west). Rio is the city that has given rise to the perception of Brazil as a sex-crazed paradise: fair enough with all the skimpy clothes, beautiful beaches and people, but I'm here to tell you that if you want to get laid in Brazil, go to Sao Paulo. Apparently, no tourist has figured this out yet. It reminds me a lot of Mexico City in both style, and accessibility to sex.

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4) Argentina

Argentina gets a bad wrap for being one the most difficult places in South America for a guy to get laid. And I understand how it seems that way for someone spending a week or less here. But the truth is that, with a bit of effort and a positive attitude, it should be no problem at all. However, if you don't know Spanish, it won't be as easy as other places. Girls here really could care less if you're from New York, Miami or Mars. There is just no exotic factor for you...unless maybe you're black. Not a lot of black folk 'round there. Anyway, if Buenos Aires proves too hard and you have some time, head to Salta or Mendoza, you should find the girls there no more difficult than back home.

 

 

5) Chile

I'd like to say that five belongs to Venezuela. And ten years ago it probably would have. But now it is just so goddamn dangerous there and everyone is so paranoid, I cannot in good conscious put it on an easiest places to get laid in South America list. Chile is the country where the girls are most like the ones in an American city...at least in metropolitan areas like Santiago. They seem very cold at first, but many are interested in foreigners. Like Argentina, the girls here have a reputation of being hard to get. But I think that's due to people mistaking shyness and/or unfriendliness for prudishness. That's not the case. I think another problem is that many people come to Chile with countries like Peru, Colombia or Brazil fresh in their minds so they overblow how difficult girls are to bed. While not as easy as the aforementioned, Chile still belongs on the list.

 

 

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Until next time,

Vance