Maracaibo City Guide
OVERVIEW: The second-largest city in Venezuela after Caracas. Very business oriented and not much for tourists to do. The city holds nearly 80% of the country's oil reserves.
WEATHER: Hot and humid (24-35 °C). Rainy season June-October.
SAFETY: Maracaibo is not safe. Although the paranoia exceeds the threat, you still must take precautions. Don't walk alone at night, and always call a cab if you need one - never hail one off the street. Public transportation is no longer a safe option here.
MUST DO: Vereda del Lago. The largest park in a city of parks. Includes a nice lakeside promenade...just don't walk it at night.
RENT AN APARTMENT IN MARACAIBO: About $500.00 to stay in Maracaibo, but hard to say for sure because of Venezuela's wild currency situation.
HOSTEL DORM BED/NIGHT Nuevo Hotel Union (if it's still in business) in the new part of town has beds for around $20.00.
NIGHTLIFE IN MARACAIBO: 6.5/10
There is enough nightlife in Maracaibo, but cover charges are astronomical. Also, it's difficult to feel 100% safe after night falls over ol' Maracaibo. On the plus side, you'll get a lot of attention from locals who are wondering what the fuck you are doing in Venezuela. You'll probably wonder the same thing.
I recommend: Mi Ternerita. A restaurant/bar brought to you by the same owners of Mi Vaquita. The food is decent but expensive. You'll be able to mingle here in the evenings - Venezuelans are very warm and welcoming people - but you're unlikely to snag a one night stand. Ternerita is slightly upscale so girls won't do anything they're likely to be judged for.
BOTTLE OF BEER: $2.00
CHANCE OF HOOKING-UP IN MARACAIBO: 6/10
I suggest going to Merida instead of Maracaibo for hooking up. Unless you're here for a long period of time (no reason to be unless it's for work) you're better off elsewhere. It is not exceptionally easy to get laid in Maracaibo.
***ONLINE DATING: Latin American Cupid allows you to talk with girls and set up dates before you arrive in the country. For this reason, I recommend it.
ARE GIRLS HOT IN MARACAIBO?: 6.5/10.
ALOT of plastic. You'll see some amazing bums and breasts and some delectable body shapes, but faces will leave something to be desired.
If you want to meet women in Venezuela, you will need to speak some Spanish. The Pickup Spanish program is the only course of its kind, designed specifically to teach you Spanish for meeting Latinas in Latin America.
GROCERIES: Milk (1L)= $2.00 Loaf of Bread= $2.25 Eggs= $6.00 Water (1.5L)= $2.50 Cigarettes= $6.00
JOB OPPORTUNITIES: Nothing.
TAXI: Should be around $4.00 or $5.00 for about 6km.
NOTES: If you're hellbent on visiting a true Venezuelan city, I'd recommend Merida over Maracaibo, and Maracaibo over Caracas. The nightlife in Maracaibo isn't superb, and it's somewhat difficult to find a play to stay.
OVERALL RATING: 5.75/10
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